Last Weeks Tweets

  • Pretty sure Jordan is just making all this up as he goes along. This shit ain't planned. #fb #

Lost Analysis of “Dr. Linus”

Only 9 episodes of Lost left and…..I’m still waiting for some answers. Insightful analysis from Doc Jensen, Alan Sepinwall and Vozzek69. UPDATE: a page was missing from Doc Jensen’s piece.

Quite A Weekend For Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock at the Razzies

Yeah, yeah, yeah Sandra Bullock won the Oscar for Best Actress for her role in The Blind Side. Congrats to her and all but an Oscar wasn’t the only thing Bullock won over the the weekend. The night before the Oscars she was honored with a Razzie (two actually), given to the Worst Actress of the year for her performance in All About Steve. I did not actually see All About Steve, which co-starred Bradley Cooper (they both won for Worst Couple), but when I saw the trailer, before The Blind Side coincidentally, I thought it was some sort of clever inside joke or parody, that’s how bad it looked. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who felt that way. Its a testament to how cool Bullock is that she showed up to the Razzie’s ceremony to collect her awards and also, as you can see above, gave everyone in the audience a DVD of All About Steve.

The complete list of Razzie winners can be found here.

Photo by Dan Steinberg, AP

He Works For Politico, Of Course He Doesn’t Get It

The healthcare bill is not being passed by reconciliation. The House is going to pass the Senate bill and then the bill will have been passed by both chambers of Congress and the President can sign it into law. Reconciliation is being used to pass some fixes to the bill that the House wants in exchange for passing the Senate bill. Its a little complicated but not overly so. You would think a, say political reporter, would be able to follow this but its apparently too complicated for the Politico’s Mike Allen. Jon Chait calls him out:

What sentient being who’s following this closely could not understand it by now? I give you Politico’s Mike Allen, writing Saturday:

When Senate Budget Committee Chairman Kent Conrad (D-N.D.) made this confusing argument last week on “Face the Nation,” we weren’t sure he was being deliberately disingenuous. It was, in fact, spin. Now, he’s made the same case in a similarly obtuse WashPost op-ed, “Reconciliation is not an option for health-care reform.” Don’t misread it: It’s an Alice-in-Wonderland argument FOR the use of reconciliation as part of the recipe for getting comprehensive health reform to the president’s desk

Confusing? Obtuse? Does Conrad need to stop by Politico’s offices with a picture book and some finger puppets? I understand perfectly well how intelligent people who don’t follow this debate closely might not catch on to the distinction. But this is what Mike Allen does all day — and, as I understand it, much of the night and the wee hours of the morning as well. How can anybody still not understand this? I’m at a loss here. Look, there’s an endless list of topics I don’t understand at all. I went through an entire semester of pre-Calculus in high school and was never able to understand what a function is. I still don’t. It’s a complicated subject and I was a lazy student. But this reconciliation distinction is easy, and Mike Allen is (legendarily) not lazy. So, what the hell is going on here?

I see four possibilities for what the hell is going on here:

1) Mike Allen is lazy when it comes to substance/policy. Not lazy when it comes to writing about high school level gossip.

2) Mike Allen can be easily spun and he’s swallowed Republican talking points whole (not the first time that’s happened).

3) Mike Allen is a moron.

4) All of the above.

Take your pick.

When Even Broder Is Calling You Out

It would be impossible for me to pick who I dislike more, David Broder or Dana Milbank. It is very much possible for me to enjoy when one calls the other out in the paper, as Broder did the other day:

From too many years of covering politics, I have come to believe as Axiom One that the absolute worst advice politicians ever receive comes from journalists who fancy themselves great campaign strategists.

Milbank now is urging Obama to emulate Gordon Brown, who is probably just weeks away from being voted out as Britain’s prime minister, and start bullying people himself. That is — well, it’s in the great tradition.

Response Dana?

Happy Belated Birthday Dr. Seuss

Tuesday the 2nd was Dr. Seuss’ 106th birthday. Lets recognize the man’s genius by throwing mad props his way for writing Green Eggs and Ham using only 50 distinct words.

a am and anywhere are be boat box car could dark do eat eggs fox goat good green ham here house I if in let like may me mouse not on or rain Sam say see so thank that the them there they train tree try will with would you

Respect.

Analysis Of Lost’s Sundown

A more interesting Lost episode this week and good analysis to match. Vozzek69 and Doc Jensen. 1/3 of the season is now complete. Still kinda looking for some more answers rather then new questions.

This Destroys My Soul

Nothing like seeing your favorite song used in a cheesy figure-skating routine:

The horror. via

Last Weeks Tweets

  • ESPN must have a rule where whenever they talk about the Yankees they MUST show them playing the O's in the b-roll footage. #fb #
  • Off to L'Acadeemie de Cuisine for cooking class. #fb #
  • Anyone but f'ing Crosby. #fb #

10 Billionth iTunes Song Sold

71-year-old Louie Sulcer of Woodstock, Ga., bought the 10 billionth song sold on iTunes. The lucky song was “Guess Things Happen That Way” by Johnny Cash. Surely that will soon be a Jeopardy question. via

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