Media Matters awards ABC News their "Misinformer of the Year" prize. Congrats ABC News on not doing your civic duty and being crappy. You are a true embarrassment to your profession which admittedly isn't saying much. 

A life-long tension

Tonight I'm presented with a problem that has haunted me my whole life: Work or Fun? I've got a big project due tomorrow which I naturally haven't started yet. I also happen to be the new proud owner of a X-Box 360, purchased just last night and still sitting unopened in my living room. It [...]

Impressive drinking feat

I like to think I can hold my own with pretty much anyone in the drinking department (this is not necessarily a positive attribute). My sister and I (stop reading mom) have thought about doing a drink-for-drink contest between the two of us but we've come to the realization that neither of us would stop [...]

Hook me up

Anyone know Miss Nevada 2007? Want to hook me up? She seems like my kinda girl. Honestly, who cares about pictures like that? Young people go out and get drunk and crazy. There are pictures of me out there that don't paint me in the greatest light. Kids will be kids and take pictures showing [...]

Gilbert responds to hating Kobe. Stop hating Kobe. 

If I had played basketball…

Continuing the theme from a recent post about if I had played football, If I had played basketball instead of being all-league in wrestling, then I would have been dunking like this routinely. Oh LeBron. 
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(via Deadspin) 

Playdough is killing me

It's the holidays and all and my secretary brought her adorable four-year old kid in to the office today because he doesn't have any school. We've been hanging out all morning because I don't really feel like working today. His mother brought in a four pack of playdough for him to play with and he's [...]

It's not as good as the Bush/Kerry video they made but Jib Jab has put out it's 2006 year in review video. Kinda funny, kinda catchy. (via TechCrunch)

When I’m a dad

When I have kids (to my knowledge I don't have any at the moment, if you are aware of any offspring I might have, please shoot me an email) I'm going to fuck with them so bad. Not in a bad way, more in a "give them funny haircuts when they are younger and other [...]

Slate's 10 most popular articles of 2006. Oddly enough, despite being a big Slate fan, I haven't read any of these. Also I didn't particularly like any on this list. Oh well. 

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