Oh right. About that
As I scrolled through the calender on my phone this morning it occurred to me that in a brief inspired moment I had signed up to take the GRE's and that my test was scheduled for 9 am Saturday morning. My studying so far has consisted of my mom buying me a study guide which I'm fairly certain I could locate in my room if I was given a solid 30 minutes to look. So studying has not been going well. At this point I see several options:
1) I could devote a set amount of time each day to studying and stay in Friday night to do some cramming (odds of this happening are so low as to be irrelevant. In fact, might as well take this off the list).
2) I could not do any studying until a cram session on Friday night (a possibility).
3) I could tell myself I'm going to study Friday night, go out for a few drinks, figure I'm already out and I can just wake up early to study, come home at 4 am and pass out on my floor, wake up franticly at 8:45 on Saturday and run to go take the test wearing the clothes I had on the night before, hungover and not prepared in the slightest and then see what fate has in store for me (ding ding, I think we have a winner! This is the odds on favorite as we reach the clubhouse.).
Mom, don't worry, I'll do you proud, just like always.
Holla at me