Citizen Jake

I'm not sure why but I was reminded of this email I received from The Cooler (aka John Amaechi) last year (and subsequently forwarded to all our friends, so I'm not sure why I'm posting it again but hey, its a slow day):

yo

Thought I would fill you in on the rest of my night on saturday.  the night looked like it was winding down for me circa 2:30 or so.  i get back to my place and settle into bed.  im blackout at this point.  somewhere along the line i realize i'm gonna boot.  somehow the trashcan or toilet were not acceptable, so i make my out to the terrace and puke onto the 6th floor balcony that extends out below us. 

 

i awake to my horror around 10am or so and inspect the damage.  as you can expect, it wasn't a pretty sight.  i muster up the courage and walk downstairs to offer to clean it up.  there was no answer at the door and a day old newspaper was at their doorstep.  all signs pointed to no one living in the apt.  i know, im a mastermind 

 

i go back upstaris to my balcony and jump about 10 feet down, clean up the evidence, and climb back up using the fence to pull me up.  i don't think anyone saw me, but if they did, they would have seen a very confused and dishevelled looking individual.  it ended up drying and there is no evidence that can point to me.

 

im left with 2 conclusions.

1.  tequila is a bad idea. 

2.  i think i could do very well by living a life of crime.  breaking and entering seem to be in my future.  

 

that is all.

 Good times. We like to have fun.

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