Its not my foot
I believe it was last night or the night before there was a story on the local news about a human foot being found in local landfill and The Roommate and I both thought that was a bit of an odd story. Turns out it was a lot odder then we thought:
Authorities said that a foot found on Saturday in a Spotsylvania County landfill was not human after all.
A search for a body through 127 tons of trash at the Livingston Landfill was called off Monday morning after state medical examiner's office cleaned and X-rayed the foot and determined it was not human but possibly that of an apelike species, Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard Smith said.
Possibly that of an apelike species? What, people are just throwing out monkey feet now in their regular garbage? Is that a common practice? Where exactly does one get a monkey foot? Are they lucky, like a rabbits? I demand answers.
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