I am Pete Gossling
Via my boy Wiley (who continues to supply great internet things) a great Onion piece that, pretty perfectly, describes me at work:
Though 27-year-old paralegal Pete Gossling prides himself on his ability to efficiently accomplish numerous tasks at once, none of these activities is actual work, his coworkers said Tuesday.
“It’s amazing—he’ll be carrying on eight IM conversations at once, keep six web browsers open to different YouTube clips, and still be able to forward e-mail after e-mail of jokes from his uncle,” said legal secretary Jennifer Paige, adding that when Gossling is out of the office, he uses his PDA to compete in several online poker games simultaneously. “I’ve never once received a work-related e-mail from him or seen him working on a legal brief, however.”
Gossling admitted that he often overextends himself so much that work simply isn’t possible.
Holla at me