Joke from my mom
My dear mother, as she is wont to do, sent me this email forward. I do not condone that behavior but judge for yourself:
A geologist walks up to a river and says, “I feel very strongly that your bottom is composed of dirt, silt, small rocks, bits of dead animals, and other particulate inorganic matter.”
And the river replies, “Yes, those are my sediments exactly.”
That is all.
Holla at me