July 17, 2007

“MITT-AMORPHASIS”

Via Josh Marshall we find that Senator Brownback has coined a new word: Mitt-Amorphasis.

MITT-AMORPHASIS

Phonetic:

Mitt-a-mor-pha-sis

Definition:

1. (v) A self-directed and self-contradictory cyclical process, occurring in even-numbered years, by which a Massachusetts politician transforms at will.

2. (v) The evolutionary process by which a member of the species homosapiens becomes a dolphin.

3. (v) The synchronized revolution at any given point in time consistent with the changing political winds

Usage:

1. Franz Kafka clearly understood the dangers of mitt-amorphasis.

2. John Kerry personified mitt-amorphasis, and others have taken it to new levels

3. The mitt-amorphasizing agent caused the politician to grow gills and flippers.

Synonyms:

flip-flopper, opportunist, chameleon, unelectable, John Kerry

Antonyms:

consistent, principled

Well played Senator Brownback, well played indeed.

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