Monthly Archive for March, 2008

You might have a drinking problem….

….if you wake up inside a garbage truck and you have no idea how you got there. To wit:

A man nearly crushed inside a garbage truck told police he can’t recall how he ended up inside a trash bin - and then the truck - after a night of drinking with friends.

William M. Bowen, 27, awoke about 6:30 a.m. Thursday to find that he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck filled with waste.

A Rumpke garbage truck driver had emptied a bin behind the Muncie Eye Center into his truck and was about to activate its trash compressor when he heard someone screaming.

“He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck,” said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for Rumpke.

Green said the only thing Bowen said to the driver who found him was that he was cold.

“This gentleman was extremely intoxicated,” he said.

Must have been one hell of an evening. Chestbump to Deadspin.

I suppose its not entirely unexpected that Kurt Cobain’s estate could be robbed of $200 million considering Courtney Love has some measure of responsibility for it, but its still sad nonetheless.

A President I could destroy bowling

Senator Obama bowling

Via Marco I see that Senator Obama spent some time bowling this weekend with Senator Casey. And they were, too put it kindly, pretty awful:

On his first warm-up ball, Casey rolled a gutter ball. Obama’s first ball flew well off his hand but also ended up in the gutter. On his second try, he knocked down four pins.

About five lanes over, a young man in a T-shirt that said “Beer Hunter” fell on his backside while bowling and still recorded a strike.

The crowd of regulars pressed in to take pictures, get autographs and rib him on his poor skills.

Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37. Casey had a score of 71 after getting a strike, and Hart, with one less frame, racked up a score of 82.

“I was terrible,” Obama laughed as he shook hands with a crowd that had gathered outside the building once word spread he was there.

37? Even I crack 100, usually, and I rarely go. My bowling is pretty much a power/speed game, particularly if I’m at Lucky Strike where it tells you how fast your bowl is rolling. I guess, given the last 8 years, I can forgive a candidate for President who doesn’t have “bowling” amongst his list of skills.

Photo by the AP

Just desserts

If I had to nominate the most loathsome show on TV one of the first things that would come to mind would be MTV’s “My Super Sweet 16”. I literally can only watch it in 2 minute bursts because the disgust gets so overwhelming that I have to turn away. The kids are so over the top spoiled and obnoxious and the parents are so pathetically indulgent, its really sickening.

This is a pretty typical episode:

Horse-drawn carriages delivered teenage guests to a faux-castle tent where they were met with dancing jesters and disco lights. The birthday girl, wearing a white dress and tiara, flew in via helicopter. And the evening ended with fireworks and the arrival of Ariel’s gift from her father: a brand new BMW 325i.

As viewers learned, Ariel’s dad was a successful oilman. “I love oil. Oil means shoes and cars and purses,” Ariel exclaimed to the camera as she and her father stomped around oil drilling sites in the muddy hills near her home in Campbellsville, Ky. When her father pointed to one of the sites and told viewers that it produced 120 barrels a day, Ariel asked, “How many Louis Vuittons is that?” Her father’s answer was “a bunch.”

You watch these episodes and part of you kind of hopes that some how, someway, something bad will happen to them because of their arrogance. And lo and behold, something did:

The show typically attracts younger viewers, but this particular episode, shown in February 2007, caught the attention of an entirely different demographic: government regulators.

Ariel’s father was Gary M. Milby, a man regulators now say was bilking hundreds of investors across the country out of millions of dollars by offering fraudulent investments in nearly 30 oil and gas limited partnerships with names like “Black Gold Oil No. 6” and “Fort Knox Oil No. 8.”

Last fall, the Securities and Exchange Commission filed a complaint accusing Mr. Milby of raising more than $19 million from 375 investors over about a year and a half, starting in February 2005. At least $12 million was diverted into offshore accounts and family trusts and millions of dollars was spent on Mr. Milby’s lavish lifestyle, the S.E.C. said in its complaint. Mr. Milby denied all of the accusations against him.

“That MTV show really put Milby on the road map,” said Frank Panepinto, a fraud investigator with the Louisiana Office of Financial Institutions. “That really got people aggravated with him.”

You can read the full article for more about Mr. Milby’s financial dealings and the trouble he’s in but its just nice that for once karma worked out. Lesson to all you 16-year-old’s out there: sometimes that big, expensive showoff birthday party you want to have can get daddy in serious trouble.

I think the time has more then come for people, particularly the press, to start treating Sen. Lieberman (I-CT) with the same disdain and scorn that Zell Miller got in 2004.

This does not help my unease with regards to flying.

As if you even needed more reason

I love Jon Stewart. From Reliable Sources:

Tuesday’s USO-Metro awards dinner was about as old-school patriotic as it gets: Miss America 2008 Kirsten Haglund singing the National Anthem, tenor Daniel Rodriguez performing “God Bless America,” 34 Medal of Honor recipients in the audience, and a giant American flag hanging in Pentagon City’s Ritz-Carlton ballroom.

And at the center of it all: Jon Stewart.

The Bush-bashing “Daily Show” host, equal-opportunity satirist, sultan of snark? That Jon Stewart?

Turns out the comedian has been quietly visiting soldiers at Walter Reed and Bethesda hospitals, trips he began in 2004 to better understand the Iraq war. “I felt that I was living in a world of theory,” he told the audience, “but I hadn’t touched the reality and the humanity of it.” The first patient he met was “funnier than I was” — and Stewart’s been a regular ever since.

“I certainly get a lot more out of it than they do,” a subdued Stewart said after dinner. His visits with the troops hasn’t softened his position on what he calls a “dopey” war: “If anything, it’s made me angrier. . . . You can be for the war, against the war, but you can’t be uninformed about it. To see the human cost is part of the equation.”

Stewart was presented the group’s Merit Award by Gen. James Cartwright, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Tuesday’s trip also included a stop at Arlington Cemetery to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns. The one thing he hasn’t done? Go on a USO trip to Iraq. “I would go there but I’m chicken [poop],” he said.

I think a “Hills” movie is the 13th sign of the Apocalypse.

Pretty addicting little game: play “Rock, Paper, Scissors” starring Senator Obama and President Bush (and I think Senator Clinton too). Funny little joke with the President Bush as well, write in the comments if you notice it. via Deadspin

Not surprisingly Rep. Harry Waxman (D-Cali) has called a hearing to talk about this.