You might have a drinking problem….
….if you wake up inside a garbage truck and you have no idea how you got there. To wit:
A man nearly crushed inside a garbage truck told police he can’t recall how he ended up inside a trash bin – and then the truck – after a night of drinking with friends.
William M. Bowen, 27, awoke about 6:30 a.m. Thursday to find that he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck filled with waste.
A Rumpke garbage truck driver had emptied a bin behind the Muncie Eye Center into his truck and was about to activate its trash compressor when he heard someone screaming.
“He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck,” said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for Rumpke.
Green said the only thing Bowen said to the driver who found him was that he was cold.
“This gentleman was extremely intoxicated,” he said.
Must have been one hell of an evening. Chestbump to Deadspin.
sounds like a slow wednesday evening