Rove says the darndest things
The other day lowlife Karl Rove described Senator Obama as such:
Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.
And to think, some people call Rove a political genius! Anyway I thought I’d collect the funniest responses to Karl’s comment. Here ya go:
Mark Schmitt: ABC’s Jake Tapper posed the question, at the same country club, who would Rove be? The easy answer, of course, is “the guy who quit the club when it integrated.”
Chris Orr: Because when we think of country clubs we all think of their extensive black memberships, right?
Ezra Klein: I really like that when Karl Rove is talking to “Republican insiders,” he finds it easiest to illustrate concepts by referring to “types of people you might meet at a country club.”
Jesse Taylor: So, let me get this straight. The bad thing about Barack Obama is that he’ll go to a place full of uptight, snobbish pricks and alienate himself from them by mocking them. And he’s with a hot woman.
John Cole: When I think of country clubs, I think of the Enron crowd that puts folks like Mitt Romney and George Bush and Kay Bailey Hutchinson in office. But black liberals from Illinois named Obama?
Rove would be the guy with Obama-on-the-brain tapping his foot in the men’s room stall and hoping for a happy ending.
Rove’s jealous because he’s imagining himself in another corner making snide remarks, and he doesn’t have a date at all.
I found this pretty damn hilarious.
What really got me is that Karl Rove is using an analogy that really doesn’t apply to most Americans. Almost all of us have never been in a country club and don’t know about the different kind of people. Yet obviously Karl Rove has, and after helping in the fight for higher taxes for the poor than for the wealthy, he has the nerve to smugly remind us all that he spends his time in country clubs?
Like Rove would know about country clubs? He’s not a born with money guy.
Rove is such a genius that he thinks Chevy Chase was the bad guy in “Caddyshack.”
It’s a well known fact that most “beautiful dates” in the country club set orginate from the Southside of Chicago.
I know that guy of guy. Obama’s the kind of guy whose outsized African member makes stunningly beautiful white women tear the pillows in half with the sheer violence of their orgasms so then they won’t boff me and I will die alone after a lifetime of sordid onanism, ending the McCoy family dynasty except for my niece’s baby, which was a regrettable mishap at Jesus camp while I was half asleep.
What Rove is actually saying is, “Barack Obama – the big black stud – is going to date your white daughter. How do you like him now”
What I find interesting about Rove’s statement is that it is a look into Rove’s psyche. Contrary to the Lib talking heads, it seems that he sees Obama as an equal. His statement is completely color blind, but the Libs are the ones injecting race.