Make sure to wear socks Stanford
“Sir” Allen Stanford, who’s probably going to get indicted in the near future for stealing/losing $8 billion from his customers, is having a rough time adjusting to the non-billionaire lifestyle:
He was forced to fly on a commercial plane for the first time in almost two decades after the government seized his fleet of six private jets.
“They make you take your shoes off and everything, it’s terrible,” he complained about the airport security that apparently came as a surprise to him.
“And everything” indeed. It is quite terrible. Also, now he has to open his own car doors, brush his own teeth and light his cigars with matches rather then $100 bills. Maybe “Sir” Stanford can spend the free time I’m hopeful he’s going to have in jail working to reform TSA’s security procedures.
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