Lou Dobbs Deported
Lou Dobbs resigned from CNN yesterday and won’t be missed. For me it wasn’t just his racism, birtherism or stupidity but also his shockingly large and blindingly white teeth. The man had some chompers, I’ll give him that. But sadly The Onion reports some shocking news:
Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.
According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant’s home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport.
This whole time, right under our noses! This explains so much.
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