If You Can’t Believe The Tan Lines What Can You Believe?
The Wall Street Journal has a devastating expose on the shocking truth behind reality tv dance competitions: They spray tan! A lot! Outrageous I know, though it did lead to this genius headline “Rippling Muscles on TV Dance Shows Are a Pigment of Your Imagination“. Well played. If you actually read the thing you will learn more then anyone should know about how spray tanning works on these shows as well as this unnecessarily scary tidbit:
Mr. DeLay received bronzer on his face before stress fractures in both his feet caused him to quit “Dancing With the Stars” after just three weeks. He said he has an unwritten deal with ABC that costumes not show his “beautiful body.”
“They said if I wanted to open my shirt for the finale, they could paint a six pack on me,” Mr. DeLay said, from his cellphone as he drove an RV from Sugar Land, Texas, to Los Angeles for the finale, at which eliminated contestants will appear one last time.
That Mr. DeLay of course being former Republican congressman Tom DeLay. If DeLay’s stomach is shown on national television the FEC couldn’t come up with a big enough fine for ABC.
nice article about the tanning world and fake muscles, I should look into it, since i cant talk to you on gchat this was my next best option