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“Blank, Pez-dispenser face”

The title of this post is how a NY Times writer described Michael Cera’s face. I have no idea what that really means but points for originality. The profile of Cera, pegged on his upcoming movie “Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist”, is well worth a read for all Cera fans. Plus it mentioned Cera’s “outtake” from “Knocked Up” in which he gets fired, which somehow I’d never seen before and which I give you now to enjoy. So enjoy:

See more Judd Apatow videos at Funny or Die

Quote of the Day

It’s easy to forget this amidst all the political excitement surrounding the bailout, but the greed and irresponsibility of Wall Street is going to ensure that many people who worked their whole lives to build up sufficient savings lose everything. Seniors living off investments and near-retirees will be particularly hard hit, and they will have done nothing to deserve it. Meanwhile, those who caused the crisis will still be rich, and most of them will still have their jobs. That we’ve not seen mass resignations on Wall Street is fair evidence of how sick and self-absorbed and irresponsible our financial culture has become. Hell, in another age or country, some trader or another would have had the decency to jump out a window by now.

Ezra Klein

Great, great new rule from Maher

Bill Maher kills it with his last “rule”.

Well played sir. via

RIP Cool Hand Luke

Crappy news, Paul Newman has died from cancer at the age of 83. From CNN:

He stumped for liberal causes, including Eugene McCarthy’s 1968 presidential candidacy, and earned a spot on Richard Nixon’s enemies list — “the highest single honor I’ve ever received,” he said.

In 1982, Newman and his friend A.E. Hotchner founded Newman’s Own, a food company that produced food ranging from pasta sauces to salad dressing to chocolate chip cookies.

“The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films,” Newman once wryly noted.

To date, the company — which donates all profits to charities such as Newman’s Hole in the Wall Gang camps — has given away more than $200 million. Newman established the camp to benefit gravely ill children.

Here’s one of the great scenes from my favorite Newman movie, Cool Hand Luke:

My Dad says the line “What we have here is a failure to communicate” all the time. You will be missed Mr. Newman.

Chris Rock on Larry King

17 minutes long but well worth watching it all.

Man’s real good on politics, despite what he says. Also, that crack about Larry King getting married 12 times was priceless. via

No need to watch the debate tonight, John McCain’s already won it. Thats according to online ad’s his campaign is already running at least.

Twitter launches an Election 2008 page.

Larry David vs. cancer

Maybe the greatest cancer fundraising video ever made:

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The Great Schlep

The Great Schelep is a pretty cool idea/website where Jewish kids sign up to visit their grandparents in Florida and talk to them about voting for Senator Obama in November. From their website:

The Great Schelep aims to have Jewish grandchildren visit their grandparents in Florida, educate them about Obama, and therefore swing the crucial Florida vote in his favor. Don’t have grandparents in Florida? Not Jewish? No problem! You can still become a schleper and make change happen in 2008, simply by talking to your relatives about Obama.

Even better, Sarah Silverman has done a video for them that is 12 different kinds of hysterical and awesome. Enjoy:


The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

I think I’m going to buy one of their shirts.

LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS! LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS! Senator Obama has been an answer in 3 NY Times crossword puzzles, Senator McCain none. via