Two Month Blog Hiatus

Hi. This blog is going on hiatus till July at the earliest. I’ve started a new chapter in my life and it begins with no Internet access. Feel free to click the random posts link on the right or browse around the archives. See you in July or so.

Rollins One Of Playboy’s Top Party Schools

Oh the pride. Rollins College has once again been named one of Playboy’s Top Ten Party Schools, #7 to be exact. Fairly absurd for a school with less then 2,000 students to be included on such a list but who am I to judge? This is apparently what Playboy has to say about the home [...]

Of Course Paris Hilton’s House Is Easy To Rob

$3 million in clothes and jewelry taken from the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Audrina Patridge and Orlando Bloom. Rich kids robbing the houses of young Hollywood stars. The culprits dubbed the “Bling Ring” by the tabloids. A story made for E! TV and US Weekly. Nancy Jo Sales has the story [...]

A Flood Of Videos Coming

My sister is at the Mozambique beach house for her spring break and I’m borrowing her computer while she’s gone. As such I get to enjoy the delight that is a one year old MacBook instead of Sylvia, my six year old PowerBook G4. Sylvia is so old she can no longer play YouTube videos, [...]

Happy Belated Birthday Dr. Seuss

Tuesday the 2nd was Dr. Seuss’ 106th birthday. Lets recognize the man’s genius by throwing mad props his way for writing Green Eggs and Ham using only 50 distinct words.
a am and anywhere are be boat box car could dark do eat eggs fox goat good green ham here house I if in let like [...]

Wall Street Journal Does Snoop Dogg

Easily the dopest Wall Street Journal hedcut ever. via

Speaking The Language Helps

Rudy Jaramillo is generally considered the best hitting coach in baseball and one of the reasons why kind of shocked me:
That communication ability is enhanced by his fluency in Spanish, making him the majors’ only bilingual hitting coach — and one reason Alfonso Soriano said he loved working with him.
Italics mine. There’s only one bilingual [...]

Feltron Annual Report 2009

I have these brief moments when I feel a great urge to count and categorize things in my life. For a time when I was in middle school I had a red binder in which I recorded when I started and finished every book I read. I have, with a handful of exceptions, the ticket [...]

Newspaper Delivery Boy Probably Helped Too

I know its two weeks old but I couldn’t let this Washington Post “article” on the White House party-crashers pass unnoticed here. Those paying attention will remember a previous post here where it was pointed out that 11 Post employees worked on an earlier piece covering this “story”. So lets look at this new article. [...]

You Don’t Wear Orange Crocs To Meet Michelle Obama

I get that the orange Crocs are Mario Batali’s “thing” but come on man.

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