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Though 27-year-old paralegal Pete Gossling prides himself on his ability to efficiently accomplish numerous tasks at once, none of these activities is actual work, his coworkers said Tuesday.

“It’s amazing—he’ll be carrying on eight IM conversations at once, keep six web browsers open to different YouTube clips, and still be able to forward e-mail after e-mail of jokes from his uncle,” said legal secretary Jennifer Paige, adding that when Gossling is out of the office, he uses his PDA to compete in several online poker games simultaneously. “I’ve never once received a work-related e-mail from him or seen him working on a legal brief, however.”

Gossling admitted that he often overextends himself so much that work simply isn’t possible.

• Whats that delicious smell?
• Probably true but I’d like to see it happen
• Carson Daly is a loser
• Put your money where your mouth is

• Thats a bit much Kanye
• Four wild and crazy days
• Port Blitz ‘07 #3
• Insane outsourcing
• I recommend: Mr. Chen’s Organic Chinese Cuisine

• Japanese game shows are fantastic
• Port Blitz ‘07 #1
• Famous funny peoples’ New Year’s Resolutions
• Ashton Kutcher is a genius

1) Irony: one of my favorite shows is Entourage and yet being out here
caused me to miss it.
2) I throughly enjoy having my bed made everyday and yet while at home
I am incapable of doing this myself.
3) If I even hear the words “Mexican” and “food” in the same sentence
again I will immediately throw up
4) Everyone I know on the East Coast is apparently unaware that
California is three hours behind. Every day some one calls/texts me at
4:30 or 5:30 in the morning my time. (and its not like I’d be up at
7:30 or 8:30 if I was back in DC either)
5) Satellite radio is pretty nice but they only play the same 4 songs
over and over; if I hear that fucking Avril Lagivne song (girlfriend)
one more time I may explode (what happened to avril by the way? when I
first heard that song I thought it was by a 12 year old girl. Thats
not the Avril I remember)
6. Hotel room service is pretty awful but hotel breakfast buffets are
surprisingly good.
7. L.A. traffic is really bad. Also maps that have directions that
dont have North or South on them are essentially useless.
8. Figuring out different shady reasons to claim something as a
business expense is both challenging and fun.
9. Laptops get really really hot when you rest them on your lap.
10. Going to LA on business is not at all what i thought it would be.

• Old school cuz
• Friday Random Ten
• No more James Blunt
• Is this thing on?
• So this is Africa, vol. 4: Arrival

• Port Blitz ‘07 #3
• Johnny Drama’s acting resume
• The best part of the Oscars
• Write down the date
• Odds and Ends

• Port Blitz ‘07 #4
• So this is Africa: Pre-Launch, vol.1
• A Google PC
• Thoughts from the road
• Two Month Blog Hiatus

• You and me both
• No Goldfarb, who is number two?
• But I already spent it?
• Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous
• Does clothing make you elite?

• Port Blitz ‘07 #1
• Step away from the computer
• He should be thanking them
• Slate’s100 days Obama Facebook feed
• I am Pete Gossling

• Port Blitz ‘07 #3
• Friedman worthless
• Would you buy Sex Panther cologne?
• xkcd in the Times
• Not how you want a review of your book to end