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Suck it J Bear, Turtle and Beanie

I am sure at this point everyone has read/heard about the new study that says firstborn children have higher I.Q’s (read all about it here). I just wanted to take this opportunity, as the oldest of four children, to remind my three younger sisters that what I’ve been saying for years is in fact true, that I am smarter then them.

(UPDATE: Thank you Soup for pointing out my typo, which, given the context of this post, is a bit ironic

(via a thousand people including Brian Beutler, Jake Jarvis, Kevin Drum, Ezra Klein and Matthew Yglesias.

Canidates and their books

The Associated Press asked the Presidential candidates what was the last fiction book they had read and while there were the usual answers (John Grisham) some are quite interesting. To wit:

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson: ”The administration’s energy plan.”

California Rep. Duncan Hunter: ”The Democrats’ proposal to balance the budget.”

Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo: ”An Inconvenient Truth” by Al Gore.

Well played sirs. The oddest though was Senator Clinton’s choice, ”Team of Rivals” by Doris Kearns Goodwin. Unless I am mistaken (and I’m not) “Team of Rivals” is a work of non-fiction, not fiction like the question asks. Maybe this is a very sly swipe at the plagerism allegations against Doris Kearns Goodwin (but somehow I doubt it).

(via The Plank)

Battlefield Earth

Milt Romney, the former Governor of Massachusetts and current Republican Presidential candidate, when asked on Fox News Channel what his favorite novel is, responded: Battlefield Earth, by L. Ron Hubbard. L. Ron Hubbard, of course, is the founder of Scientology (famously followed by Tom Cruise and others). Nothing more needs to be said.

(via the Plank)

I’m in the wrong job

My real job pays me quite well and my side job is a nice little addition to my income; I’m able to live quite comfortably with few monetary concerns. Having said that, I really, really, really need to be the head of my own hedge fund. Thats where the money’s at people:

James Simons, a 69-year-old publicity shy former math professor, uses complex computer-driven mathematical models to make bets on stocks, bonds and commodities, among other things.

His earnings last year were $1.7 billion.

As one of the leading hedge fund managers, Mr. Simons makes a sum that dwarfs that of the top chiefs on Wall Street. The highest paid on the Street, Lloyd C. Blankfein of Goldman Sachs, earned $54.3 million in salary, cash, restricted stock and stock options last year. (Unlike the total for Mr. Simons, Mr. Blankfein’s reported compensation does not include gains on investments.)

And Mr. Simons, the founder of Renaissance Technologies, is not the only member of the billion-dollars-a-year club.

Two other hedge fund managers, Kenneth C. Griffin and Edward S. Lampert, each took home more than $1 billion last year, with George Soros missing the hurdle by a hair, give or take $50 million, according to an annual ranking of the top 25 hedge fund earners by Institutional Investor’s Alpha magazine, which comes out today.

Sweet baby Jesus. That Simons guy earned $1.7 billion last year? Billion with a B? Thats a nice sum of money, to be sure. In all honesty, its an absurd amount of money for one person to make in one year. Read the whole article for a clearer picture of how these hedge fund managers are rewarded. The numbers are mind-boggling.

(via Jason Kottke)