Many times I have wished that my parents (or grandparents) had worked harder so that I might enjoy a trust fund. Sadly, it was not to be. As such I am now outraged to learn that a dog, an f’in dog, has a $12 million trust fund. True fact:
Leona Helmsley’s dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley’s grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire’s estate.
Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.
Even better, she only left money to two out of her four grandchildren. Two grandkids get nothing, dog gets $12 mill, what a world.