Citizen Jake

ESPN must have a rule where whenever they talk about the Yankees they MUST show them playing the O's in the b-roll footage. #fb #
Off to L'Acadeemie de Cuisine for cooking class. #fb #
Anyone but f'ing Crosby. #fb #

I love it when people tell jokes about using teleprompters….while using a teleprompter. Oh CPAC, don't you ever change. #fb #
My flight seemed to be composed entirely of a casting call for 16 & Pregnent, none of whom had never flown before. A joy. #fb #
This is JUST like The Hangover #fb #
This is turning [...]

People of DC (particularly cabs): do not fucking drive down R St. between 18th & 19th. You will get stuck. I am tired of helping you. #fb #
Happiest of birthdays to Melissa Ann Oliver, a very small person and the greatest girlfriend in the whole wide world. Love you! #fb #

Michael Jackson's kids look EXACTLY like him. Spitting image, am I right? #
Is it cool if you wish Desmond loved you as much as he loves Penny? Asking for a friend. #fb #
2 rescue missions completed. Dug several cars out of snow, including our own 2x. Picked up more firewood. 2+ feet of snow and [...]

This weekend brought to you by Jose Andres. #
Nothing more delicious then slightly expired milk. I prefer "seasoned" to "expired" anyway. "Sell by" doesn't mean "drink by". #

Freebird indeed. #

You win this round Top Chef Quickfire Cookbook. But tomorrow we battle again. #
Impossible not to love Conan's monologues sticking it to NBC. #
Mazel tov Tony & Shannon! May you live happily ever after. #

Two-hour, Iron Chef special on right now, you've already missed 30 minutes. White House garden ingredients, and the White House chef. #
When this @gilbertarenas stuff is over we'll look back at this @JEMELEHILL column as being the dumbest of the bunch. http://bit.ly/65zDqV #
Long live the Shanahan era. #
OMG DAD you are so EMBARRASSING http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/06/AR2010010604636.html #
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Tahoeing #
Add Lake Tahoe Harrah's to New Orleans Harrah's and I'm right back where I started. #
That is so 2009 #
Bringing a sign to tonight's game that says "Wizards, shoot the ball, not each other. Thank you." #

Oh snap I don't want to guess what you saw. Oh snap go away. #
No work till next year! #
The recession finally hits home: California Pizza Kitchen has closed their Conn. Ave. location. RIP CPK. RIP. #
Am I bad at wrapping Christmas presents because I'm Jewish? #